Comedy Corner – “It’s ANYTHING Funny”

When does the alphabet only have 24 letters?

~When U and I aren’t there.

 

When is a door not a door?

~When it’s ajar.

 

How did the Vikings send messages?

~By Norse code.

 

Which animal never stops talking?

~The Yak.

 

Which animal is best at math?

~Rabbits, because they’re always multiplying.

 

What’s a frog’s favorite drink?

~Croaka-cola.

 

What do you get when you cross a dog with a vegetable?

~A jack brussel.

 

What has ears but cannot hear?

~A field of corn.

 

What is put on a table and cut but never eaten?

~A pack of cards.

 

Who is a cow’s favorite singer?

~Moodonna.

 

Jokes from:

Brasch, Nicolas, and Glen Singleton. 1001 Even More Cool Jokes with Glen Singleton. Dingley, Vic.: Hinkler, 2003. Print.