Comedy Corner – “It’s ANYTHING Funny”

When does the alphabet only have 24 letters?

~When U and I aren’t there.


When is a door not a door?

~When it’s ajar.


How did the Vikings send messages?

~By Norse code.


Which animal never stops talking?

~The Yak.


Which animal is best at math?

~Rabbits, because they’re always multiplying.


What’s a frog’s favorite drink?



What do you get when you cross a dog with a vegetable?

~A jack brussel.


What has ears but cannot hear?

~A field of corn.


What is put on a table and cut but never eaten?

~A pack of cards.


Who is a cow’s favorite singer?



Jokes from:

Brasch, Nicolas, and Glen Singleton. 1001 Even More Cool Jokes with Glen Singleton. Dingley, Vic.: Hinkler, 2003. Print.