After Party Etiquette

The West administration is doing what they can to cut back on inappropriate “grinding” at after parties and dances.

As the years progress, dancing tends to become more and more horizontal. As dancing gets more provocative parents and faculty alike feel the need to make a change.

The solution is keeping kids “vertical”, that is, keeping an eye on those students who are getting a little too risk-ay. As long as students aren’t bending over and “getting down” all will be well.