When does the alphabet only have 24 letters?
~When U and I aren’t there.
When is a door not a door?
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~When it’s ajar.
How did the Vikings send messages?
~By Norse code.
Which animal never stops talking?
~The Yak.
Which animal is best at math?
~Rabbits, because they’re always multiplying.
What’s a frog’s favorite drink?
~Croaka-cola.
What do you get when you cross a dog with a vegetable?
~A jack brussel.
What has ears but cannot hear?
~A field of corn.
What is put on a table and cut but never eaten?
~A pack of cards.
Who is a cow’s favorite singer?
~Moodonna.
Jokes from:
Brasch, Nicolas, and Glen Singleton. 1001 Even More Cool Jokes with Glen Singleton. Dingley, Vic.: Hinkler, 2003. Print.
